People With Three Nipples

Mark Wahlberg has three nipples. He’s done some shirtless Calvin Klein ads but you can’t see the extra nipple because its always airbrushed. I don’t know why they did it, is it something to be ashamed of? I’m sure the ad would have got a hell lot of attention if there was a guy posing with three nipples in it.

Famous people with three nipples:

• Mark Wahlberg
• Anne Boleyn (second wife to Henry VIII of England)
• Carrie Underwood
• Masuimi Max
• Lily Allen

I’m sure more people have three nipples but no one talks about it. It looks like a mole anyway so people don’t see it as a nipple unless you tell them “dude look at my third nipple”.

If you have a third nipple don’t be ashamed of it, and please and I mean pahleeez don’t get surgery done to remove it because you just lost a part of you that made you so unique and fantastic.